CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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