8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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