U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
