i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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