Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
And then he peed in my hair
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