Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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