What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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