Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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