your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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