So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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