Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So. Much. Porn.
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