Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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