This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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