I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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