drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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