Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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