Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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