we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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