What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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