i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
how drunk are you?
Several
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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