So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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