I wanna bring you to show and tell
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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