stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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