You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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