I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Stupid Covid-19
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