So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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