I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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