I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean