Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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