Are we in a gay sports bar?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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