Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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