'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You took a bar mat shot.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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