I just made out with a guy for $7.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
