i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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