just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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