but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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