he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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