im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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