I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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