i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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