That's when you crack a 10am beer
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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