Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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