I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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