Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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