I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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