its not stalking. its research.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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