Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN