your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I think my fart just growled at me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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