i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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