He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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