So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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