i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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