She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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