I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
