When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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