I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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