He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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