You're so nebulous sometimes
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
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i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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