that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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